What does it mean if you have a sudden pain in your finger followed by redness, swelling, and bruising? Apparently, it means you might have a condition called paroxysmal finger hematoma which, according to the internet, is uncommon. However it’s more common in women than men, particularly women over the age of 50.
Or I just burst a blood vessel, and the internet needs to chill the fuck out.
Also, this happened while I was pulling up my pants his morning. I sustained a weird injury while dressing myself. How the fuck….?
I’m screwed, you guys. Screwed.
*Please see picture on my Instagram, and be advised that it turned more purple after I took that picture.