This is an actual conversation that occurred between Harrison and me. The names of the friends I was talking about are changed to characters from Daria to protect their privacy, but also because I feel like it.
Me: I know I talk about keeping the house clean a lot, but it’s because whenever I go to Jane’s house or Quinn’s house, everything looks so nice. They even make their beds. I feel inferior.
Harrison: You don’t think they feel the same way about you sometimes?
Me: What do you mean?
Harrison: You’re in a stable relationship.
Me: You think we’re stable? So you don’t want to break up anytime soon?
Harrison: Do you know what a pain in the ass that would be at this point?
He loves me.