While you’re out there, I’ll be in here

Here are all the things I’ll be doing this weekend while everyone else is getting hammered in a crowded, shitty bar in face paint that is flaking off or wearing a costume five other people are also wearing.


  • Not waking up hungover.


  • Yoga and maybe more yoga.


  • Watching Will & Grace on Hulu. I’m on the last season.

  • Watching the new season of Stranger Things.

  • Reading a good book.


  • Maybe I’ll watch Hocus Pocus. That movie’s rad.


  • And basically not leaving my apartment except during daylight hours. Maybe.


Happy weekend before Halloween. Be safe out there!